Where is Edward Scissorhands When You Need Him?

I'm not much of a movie person. In fact I watched the 1990 Edward Scissorhands for the first time this year. I guess I was too busy in 1990 to watch a weird movie about a weird Edward. Should have taken the time...it's a cool movie.

I thought of Edward today while I was setting two stepping stones into the corner of the lawn. Once I had them low enough that the lawn mower won't clip them I needed to trim the grass around them...just to see how it looked.

Do you think I could play the part of Scissorhands in a remake? Perhaps eclipse the performance of Johnny Depp?

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